This page will tell you about me. It also will tell you that my life has been very interesting. It became filled with adventure as I let go of all the traditional beliefs. Some of these adventures will be added to trhis page. Thank you for visiting.
It seems that most people change direction in their lives at least one time. I know that I did and many times after the first one. The reason I changed so many times is that the path I chose became questionable, it didn't make sense. It made a little sense but not all sense.
I wasn't going to roll with the wave. The direction I took became questionable every time I read something that motivated me. It worked for a while but as I learned its object.
The many changes came because what I was listening to was just another opinion of some great author or celebrity. And it was questionable to me because it was just another opinion.
Finally I was using just my own opinion Ididn't need to use what others said was the true path. Freedom came to me but it took a lot of effort to have freedon. Experiencing freedom for the first time, gave me a spiritual awakening like no other.
This freedom I write about is the real one. I earned this and I am entitled to use this for my own path at this time. If one is interested in real freedom then try some of the things that I have.
Barb is one of my two beautiful daughters. She will put something in here very soon
Growth that comes from failure, or growth that comes from success is never the less growth
Agnostic: A flea- like bug that makes a northern moose scratch its neck with its hind foot.
Atheist: The person previous to a Btheist
Baptize: Bap-ties Ones still connected to Baps. Strings for tying Baps
Baptism: Bap-tiz-izm. A shaky condition from too many Baptists
Balderdash: Balder-dash: A rapidly receding hairline
Banshee: Ban-she. Female spirit that hates herself so much she screams
Bingo: Catholic tithing
Born again: Recurring pain for mom.
Communion: Cum-union. A group that cums together for solutions
Divine:………Dee-vine next after Ci-vine
Episcopalian: E-Piss- co-pail-eyon. Born again into poverty without a Pail to piss in
Evangelist: Eve-angel-list A Christly politician One who promises nothing
Faith: Fay-thu. A plathe for your lipths to move under your noseth and eyeths
Friar: Fry-er a believing monk. A non-believeing monk is a deep Friar in hell
Heaven: Hev-n upstairs from hell
Hell: Heavens basement
Heretic: Hair-a-tick An unbaptised flea. The noise a small clock makes in your hair
Israelites: Is-re-al lights. Flash lights to wander in the desert by night given by Moses
Jehovah’s Witness: One who swears in court that Jehovah’s side will win; A door to door traveling agent for the promotion of the invisible. Next after Baptist
Limbo: Lim-bo Heavens outhouse. A place to vacation when on leave from Hell
Mormon: A fat Lesermon
Minister: Min-is-stir: A stirrer of words
Pastor: Past-her One who gets ahead of women. A fleecier of flocks
Pious: Pie-us A condition found when eating too much piety
Pope: Manikin dressed in white; Christ pusher; the fourth person of the Trinity?
Preacher: Pre-chur. One who insists what he or her is saying is correct
Priest: Wannabe plumber; stand between; A male nun; an alter boy lean to
Protestant: Praw-test-aunt. A once removed Catholic. Righteous wannabe
Circumcise: Sir-come-sighs: Sounds of boredom at a circus. Precision nipping. If done with pinking shears, a frilly dilly
Religon: Re-li-gin Southern comfort for Baptists
Scripture: script-chewer. One who chews bibles Words to promote mystery
Soul: So-well. Undefined description of the unseen by the invisible
Reincarnation: Re-in-car-nation. The ability to think that you lived before in another screwed up lifetime and now can compound past mistakes with present ones
Revelation: rev-al-lay-shun Truth after being shunned.
Righteous: write-chee-us. The other side of lefttcheous
Sacrament: sack-rah-mint. Un baked mints made from potato sacks. Catholic candies
Salvation: Sal-vay-shun. A holiday paradise in Salvador
Trinity: Trin-a- tea. Tea from Trinidad
Vatican: Vatti-can The seat of Rome. A little better than a Vatipot